Prologue
THE MADNESS NEVER STOPS
Near Los Angeles Basin, California
THERE.
Devin raised his right arm and focused directly over his wrist. It
took less than a millisecond to calculate the trajectory — he
didn’t have a built- in computer, but his 220 IQ served him
well.
He slowly breathed in and out, getting ready to squeeze the trigger
between breaths, between heartbeats. His sensitive nose wrinkled as
the ever- present smog that hovered over the Los Angeles Basin
filled his lungs. He hated to think what the pollutants were doing
to his brain cells but accepted that some things were necessary
evils.
There.
His light eyes expertly tracked the objects flying overhead: one,
two, three, four, five, six. Seven? There was a small seventh
object, unexpected but quickly determined to be unimportant.
Actually, all of them were unimportant. All but one. The one in
front.
He knew they had raptor vision. He merely had extraordinary
eyesight. It was good enough. All the same, the crosshairs in the
gun sight attached to his wrist made missing an impossibility. He
never missed.
That’s why they saved him for extraspecial missions like this
one.
Many, many others had already failed at this task. Devin felt utter
disdain for them. To kill one bird kid — how hard could it be? They
were flesh and blood, ridiculously fragile. It wasn’t like bullets
bounced off them.
Once more Devin raised his arm and observed his prey, catching her
neatly in the crosshairs, as if they could pin her to the sky. The
flock flew, perfectly spaced, in a large arc overhead, the one
called Maximum in front, flanked by the two large males. Then a
smaller female. Then a smaller male, and the smallest female after
him.
A little black object, not bird kid shaped, struggled to keep up.
Devin couldn’t identify it — it hadn’t been in his dossier. The
closest thing he could imagine was if someone grafted wings onto a
small dog or something, as unlikely as that was.
But Max was the only one he was concerned with. It was Max he was
supposed to kill, Max whom he kept catching in his sights.
Devin sighed and lowered his arm. This was almost too easy. It
wasn’t sporting. He loved the chase, the hunt, the split- second
intersection of luck and skill that allowed him to exercise his
perfection, his inability to miss.
He looked down at what used to be his right hand. One could get
used to having no right hand. It was surprisingly easy. And it was
so superior to have this lovely weapon instead.
It wasn’t as crude as simply having a Glock 18 grafted to the stump
of an amputated limb. It was so much more elegant than that, so
much more a miracle of design and ingenuity. This weapon was a part
of him physically, responsive to his slightest thought, triggered
by almost imperceptible nerve firings in the interface between his
arm and the weapon.
He was a living work of art. Unlike the bird kids flying in
traceable patterns overhead.
Devin had seen the posters, the advertisements. Those naive,
do-gooder idiots at the Coalition to Stop the Madness had organized
this whole thing, this air show, this demonstration of supposedly
“evolved” humans.
Wrong. The bird kids were ill- conceived accidents. He, Devin, was
truly an evolved human.
The CSM zealots were wasting their time — and everyone else’s.
Using the bird kids to promote their own agenda was a typically
selfish, shortsighted thing to do. Manipulating and taking
advantage of lesser creatures in order to “save” even lesser
creatures? It was a joke.
A joke that could not be perpetrated without this flock of
examples. And the flock could not survive without its leader.
Once again Devin raised his arm and closed his left eye to focus
through the gun sight on his wrist. He angled the Glock a
millimeter to the left and smoothly tracked his target as she arced
across the sky.
One breath in, one breath out. One heartbeat, two heartbeats, and
here we go . . .
Part One
FREAKS AND M- GEEKS
1
“AND A- ONE, and a- two —” Nudge said, leaning into a perfect
forty-five-degree angle. Her tawny russet wings glowed warmly in
the afternoon sunlight.
Behind her, the Gasman made squealing- brakes sounds as he dropped
his feet down and slowed drastically. “Hey! Watch gravity in
action!” he yelled, folding his wings back to create an
unaerodynamic eight- year- old, his blond hair blown straight up by
the wind.
I rolled my eyes. “Gazzy, stick to the choreography!” He was
sinking fast, and I had to bellow to make sure he heard me. “This
is a paying job! Don’t blow it!” Okay, they were paying us mostly
in doughnuts, but let’s not quibble.
Even from this high up, I could hear the exclamations of surprise,
the indrawn gasps that told me our captive audience below had
noticed one of us dropping like a rock.
I’d give him five seconds, and then I’d swoop down after him. One .
. . two . . .
I wasn’t sure about this whole air- show thing to begin with, but
how could I refuse my own mom? After our last “working vacation” in
Ant- freaking- arctica, my mom and a bunch of scientists had
created an organization called the Coalition to Stop the Madness,
or CSM. Basically, they were trying to tell the whole world about
the dangers of pollution, greenhouse gases, dependence on foreign
oil — you get the picture.
Already, more than a thousand scientists, teachers, senators, and
regular people had joined the CSM. One of the teacher- members had
come up with the traveling air- show idea to really get the message
out. I mean, Blue Angels, Schmue Angels, but flying mutant bird
kids? Come on! Who’s gonna pass that up?
So here we were, flying perfect formations, doing tricks, air
dancing, la la la, the six of us and Total, whose wings by now had
pretty much finished developing. He could fly, at least, but he
wasn’t exactly Baryshnikov. If Baryshnikov had been a small, black,
Scottie dog with wings, that is.
By the time I’d counted to four, the Gasman had ended his free fall
and was soaring upward again, happiness on his relatively clean
face.
Hanging out with the CSM folks had some benefits, chiefly food and
decent places to sleep. And, of course, seeing my mom, which I’d
never be able to get enough of, after living the first fourteen
years of my life not even knowing she existed. (I explained all
this in earlier books, if you want to go get caught up.)
“Yo,” said Fang, hovering next to me. My heart gave a little kick
as I saw how the sun glinted off his deeply black feathers. Which
matched his eyes. And his hair. “You enjoying being a spokesfreak?”
I asked him casually, looking away.
One side of his mouth moved: the Fang version of unbridled
chortling.
He shrugged. “It’s a job.”
“Yep. So long as they don’t worry about pesky child labor laws,” I
agreed. We’re an odd little band, my fellow flock members and I.
Fang, Iggy, and I are all fourteen, give or take. So officially,
technically, legally, we’re minors. But we’ve been living on our
own for years, and regular child protection laws just don’t seem to
apply to us. Come to think of it, many regular grown- up laws don’t
seem to apply to us either.
Nudge is eleven, roughly. The Gasman is eightish. Angel is
somewhere in the six range. I don’t know how old Total is, and
frankly, what with the calculations of dog years into human years,
I don’t care.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Angel dropped down onto me with all her
forty- one pounds of feathery fun.
“Oof! What are you doing, goofball?” I exclaimed, dipping about a
foot. Then I heard it: the high- pitched, all- too- familiar whine
of a bullet streaking past my ear, close enough to knock some of my
hair aside.
In the next second, Total yelped piercingly, spinning in midair,
his small black wings flapping frantically. Angel’s quick instincts
had saved my life. But Total had taken the hit.
2
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, I rolled a full 360, spinning in the air,
swooping to catch Total and also performing evasive maneuvers that,
sadly, I’ve had way too much practice doing.
“Scatter!” I shouted. “Get out of firing range!”
We all peeled away, our wings moving fast and powerfully, gaining
altitude like rockets. I heard applause floating up to me — they
thought this was part of the act. Then, I looked down at the limp
black dog in my arms.
“Total!” I said, holding his chunky little body. “Total!”
He blinked and moaned. “I’m hit, Max. They got me. I guess I’m
gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?”
Okay. In my experience, if you’re really hit or seriously hurt, you
don’t say much. Maybe a few bad words. Maybe grunting sounds. You
don’t manage pithy quotes.
Quickly I shifted him this way and that, scanning for wounds. He
had both ears, and his face was fine. I patted along his wings,
which still looked too short to keep him aloft. Bright red blood
stained my sleeve, but so far he seemed to be in one unperforated
piece.
“Tell Akila,” Total gasped, eyelids fl uttering, “tell her she’s
always been the only one.” Akila is the Alaskan Malamute Total had
fallen for back on the Wendy K., the boat where we lived with a
bunch of scientists on our way to Antarctica.
“Shh,” I said. “I’m still looking for holes.”
“I don’t have many regrets,” Total rambled weakly. “True, I thought
about a career in the theater, once our adventures waned. I know
it’s just a crazy dream, but I always hoped for just one chance to
play the Dane before I died.”
“Play the huh?” I said absently, feeling his ribs. Nothing broken.
“Is that a game?”
Total moaned and closed his eyes.
Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he’d been
shot.
“Total?” I said, and got a slight whimper. “You have a boo- boo on
your tail.”
“What?” He opened his eyes and curled to peer at his short tail. He
wagged it experimentally, outrage appearing on his face as he
realized a tiny chunk of flesh was missing near the tip. “I’m hit!
I’m bleeding! Those scoundrels will pay for this!”
“I think a Band- Aid is probably all you need.” I struggled to keep
a straight face.
Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black
panther with wings.
Oh, God. I’m so stupid. Forget I just said that.
“How’s he doing?” Fang asked, nodding at Total.
“He needs a Band- Aid,” I said. A look passed between me and Fang,
full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding, love —
Forget I said that too. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. “Got
your sniper,” Fang went on, pointing downward. I shifted into
battle mode. “One sniper or a whole flotilla of baddies?”
“Only see the one.”
I raised an eyebrow. “So, what, we’re not worth a whole flotilla
anymore?” I looked down at Total. “Wings out, spud. You gotta fly
on your own.”
Total gathered himself with dignity, extended his wings, and jumped
awkwardly out of my arms. He flapped frantically, then with more
confidence, and rose to keep up with us.
“What’s up?” Iggy had coasted on an updraft for a while, but now he
and the others were forming a bird-kid sandwich around me.
“Total’s okay,” I reported. “One sniper below. Now we gotta go take
him out.”
Angel’s pure- white wing brushed against me. She gave me a sweet
smile that melted my heart, and I tried to remember that this kid
had many layers, not all of them made of gumdrops and roses.
“Thanks, lamby,” I said, and she grinned.
“I felt something bad about to happen,” she explained. “Can we go
get that guy now?”
“Let’s do it,” I said, and we angled ourselves downward. Among the
many genetic enhancements we sport, the mad scientists who created
us had thoughtfully included raptor vision. I raked the land below,
almost a mile down, and traced the area where Fang pointed.
I saw him: a lone guy in the window of a building close to the air
base. He was tracking us, and we began our evasive actions,
dropping suddenly, swerving, angling different ways, trying to be
as unpredictable as possible. We’re fairly good at being
unpredictable.
“Mass zoom?” Fang asked, and I nodded.
“Ig, mass zoom, angle down about thirty- five degrees. Then aim for
six o’clock,” I instructed. And why was I only giving Iggy
instructions? Because Iggy’s the only blind one, that’s why.
We were moving fast, really fast, dropping at a trajectory that
would smash us into the sniper’s window in about eight seconds.
We’d practiced racing feet- first through open windows a thousand
times, one right after the other, bam bam bam. So this was more of
a fun challenge than a scary, death- defying act of
desperation.
The two things often look very similar in our world.
Seven, six, five, I counted silently.
When I got to four, the window exploded outward, knocking me head
over heels.
3
THREE DAYS LATER . . .
Here, in no particular order, is a massively incomplete list of
things that make me twitchy:
1) Being indoors, almost anywhere 2) Places with no easy exits 3)
People who promise me tons of “benefits” and assume that I don’t
see right through the crapola to the stark truth that actually they
want me to do a bunch of stuff for them 4) Being dressed up
So it won’t take a lot of imagination on your part to guess how I
reacted to our appointment at a Hollywood talent agency.
“Come in, guys,” said the most gorgeous woman I’ve ever seen. She
flashed glowing white teeth and tossed back her perfect, auburn
hair as she ushered us through the heavy wooden door. “I’m Sharon.
Welcome!”
I could see her trying to avoid looking at our various bruises,
scrapes, and cuts. Well, if you’re six feet away from a building
when it explodes at you, you’re gonna get a little banged up. Fact
of life.
We were in a big office building in Hollywood. If you’ve been
keeping up with our nutty, action- packed shenanigans, you’ll
remember how many incredibly bad experiences we’ve had inside
office buildings. They’re pretty much my least favorite place to
be, right after dungeons and hospitals, but before dog crates and
science labs. Call me quirky.
A member of the CSM had a friend who had a friend who had a cousin
who was married to someone who knew someone at this huge, important
Hollywood talent agency and volunteered us for an interview,
without asking us. The CSM thought we spokesbirds were doing a
bang-up job of getting their message out. Emphasis on bang, given
the suicide sniper. But more on that later.
“Come in! Come in!” A short, balding guy in a flashy suit waved us
in, big smile in place. I ratcheted up my DEFCON level to orange.
“I’m Steve Blackman.”
There were four of them altogether, three guys and Sharon with the
great hair. She blinked when Total trotted in after us, a small
white bandage still covering the tip of his tail. He’d gotten more
mileage out of that weensy flesh wound than I’ve gotten out of
broken ribs.
“Good God,” I heard Total mutter as he looked at the woman. “She
can’t be real.”
“Max!” said Steve, holding out his hand. “May I call you Max?”
“No.” I frowned and looked at his hand until he pulled it back.
The other two guys introduced themselves, and we just stood there,
unsmiling. Actually, Nudge smiled a little. She loves stuff like
this. She’d even worn a skirt. Angel was wearing a pink tutu over
her jeans. My clothes were at least clean and not blood- spattered,
which is about as good as it ever gets with me.
“Well!” said Steve, rubbing his hands together. “Let’s sit down and
get to know each other, huh? Can we get you something to drink? You
kids hungry?”
“We’re always hungry,” said the Gasman seriously.
Steve looked taken aback. “Ah, yes, of course! Growing kids!” He
was trying hard not to look at our wings, with limited success. He
reached over and tapped a button on his desk, which was so big you
could practically land a chopper on it. “Jeff? How about some
drinks and snacks in here? Thanks.”
“Please, sit down,” Sharon said, with another hair toss. I made a
mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw
one. It seemed a useful skill, right up there with roundhouse
kicks.
We sat, making sure no one was in back of us or could sneak up on
us. I was wound so tight I was about to break out in hives.
A young guy in a purple- striped shirt came in with a tray of
sodas, glasses of ice, and little nibbly things on several plates.
“They’re tapas,” he explained. “This one’s calamari, and this one’s
—”
“Thanks a million, Jeff.” Steve cut in with a smile. Jeff
straightened and left, closing the door quietly behind him. Then,
as we fell on the food like hyenas, Steve turned to us again,
looking so dang enthusiastic that I wondered how much coffee he’d
had this morning. “So! You kids want to be big stars, eh?”
“God, no!” I said, almost spewing crumbs. “No way!”
Oddly, this seemed to throw a petite wrench into the convo.
4
SHARON AND STEVE and the other two agents went silent, looking at
us in surprise.
Steve recovered quickly. “Models?” he suggested, his eyes noting
that we were all tall and skinny for our age.
I almost snorted Sprite through my nose. “Yeah. ‘Wings are being
worn wide this year,’ ” I pretended to quote. “ ‘With the primary
feathers tinted fun shades of pink and green for a party look.’ I
don’t think so.” I tried not to notice Nudge’s momentary
disappointment.
“Actors?” Sharon said.
Total perked up, chewing busily on calamari, which, if you’re
interested, is Italian for rubber bands.
“Nope.” I could see this interview was going south, so I started
inhaling food while I could.
“Max, I mean — Max,” Steve said, with no idea what else to call me.
“You’re selling yourself short. You guys could do anything, be
anything. You want your own movie? You want flock action figures?
You want to be on T- shirts? You name it, kid — I can make it
happen.”
“I want to be an action figure!” Gazzy said, wolfing down some
mini- enchilada thingies.
“Oh, yeah!” Iggy said, holding up his hand for a high five. The
Gasman slapped it.
Steve smiled and seemed to relax. “Hey, I didn’t catch everyone’s
names. You, sweetheart,” he said to Angel. “What’s your name?”
“Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild,” said Angel, absently
picking something out of her teeth. She’d lost one of her front
ones recently, so her grin had a black hole in it. “You got your
shoes on eBay,” she told Sharon, whose eyes widened about as far as
they could. “But you’re right — it doesn’t make sense to go retail,
not on what Skinflint Steve pays you.”
Yep, that’s my little mind- readin’ darlin’!
There was dead silence for a few moments. Sharon blushed hotly and
looked anywhere but at Steve. One of the other agents coughed.
“Ah, huh,” Steve said, then turned to Gazzy. “How about you, son?
You want to be an action figure, right? What’s your name?”
Gazzy nodded eagerly, and I promised myself I’d kick his butt
later. “They call me the Sharkalator.”
“The Sharkalator,” Steve repeated, his enthusiasm waning. What can
I say? We have that effect on grown-ups. Even on other kids. Well,
okay, on pretty much everyone. We were created to survive, not to
be the life of the party.
“I’m Cinnamon,” said Nudge, licking her fingers. “Cinnamon Allspice
La Fever. This shrimp is awesome.”
Steve started to look depressed.
“They call me the White Knight,” said Iggy, expertly finding the
remaining food on the trays with his sensitive fingers.
“Oh?” Sharon said, trying to salvage the situation. “Why is
that?”
Iggy looked in her general direction. He gestured to his pale blond
hair, pale skin, unseeing blue eyes. “They’re not gonna call me the
Black Knight.”
Fang had sat silently this whole time, so still that he was
practically blending into the modern tufted sofa. He had drunk four
Cokes in about four minutes and steadily worked his way through a
plate of fried something- or others. Now he felt all eyes turn to
him, and he looked up, the expression on his face making me
shiver.
No one looks like Fang — dark and still and dangerous, like he’s
daring you to set him off. But I’d seen him rocking Angel when
she’d hurt herself; I’d seen him smile in his sleep; I’d seen the
deep, dark light in his eyes as he leaned over me . . .
I blinked several times and chugged the rest of my Sprite.
Fang sighed and wiped his fingers on his black jeans. He looked
around the whole room, at the four agents, at the younger kids
having a ball with this, at Total slurping Fanta out of a bowl, at
me, sitting tensely on the edge of my chair.
“My name is Fang,” he said, standing up. “And I’m outta here.” He
walked to the sliding glass doors that led to a landscaped balcony,
twenty- two stories above the ground.
I nodded at the flock and reached over to tap the back of Iggy’s
hand twice. He stood up and followed Fang’s almost silent
footsteps, weaving unerringly around tables and large potted
plants.
Fang slid the door open. It was windy on the balcony, and he raised
his face to the sun. I hustled the rest of the flock outside, then
turned and waved lamely at the four open-mouthed, big- shot
Hollywood agents.
“Thanks,” I said, balancing on the balcony edge as my family took
off one by one, leaping and unfurling their wings like soft, rough-
edged sails, “but no thanks.”
Then I threw myself out into the open air, feeling it rush through
my hair, my feathers; feeling my wings buoy me up, every stroke
lifting me twelve feet higher.
We’re just not cut out for all this media circus crap.
But then, you already knew that.
5
ALL I’M SAYING IS, would going on Oprah just once be the end of the
entire world?” Nudge crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at
me. Since Nudge is about the sweetest, easiest- going recombinant-
DNA life- form I’ve ever known, this was serious.
“No,” I said carefully. “But the end of the entire world would be
the end of the entire world, and that’s what we’re still trying to
stop.” For those of you who are still catching up, I’ve been told
that my mission in life is to save the world. No pressure or
anything.
“I want to be an action figure,” said Gazzy.
“Guys,” I said, rubbing my temples, “remember four days ago? The
bullets whizzing past, the sniper, the exploding building?”
“I certainly haven’t forgotten.” Total huffed, looking at his
tail.
My pool of patience, never deep on the best of days, became yet
shallower. “My point is,” I went on tightly, “that clearly, someone
is still after us, still wants us dead. Yes, our air shows for the
CSM are big hits; there are people who are sort of accepting us as
being . . . different, but we’re still in danger. We’ll always be
in danger.”
“I’m tired of being in danger!” Nudge cried. “I hate this! I just
want to —”
She stopped, because there was no point in going on. Trying not to
cry, she flopped down on the hotel bed. I sat down next to her and
rubbed her back, between her wings.
“We all hate this,” I said quietly. “But until someone can prove to
me beyond a doubt that we’re safe, I have to make decisions that
will keep us more or less in one piece. I know it sucks.”
“Speaking of things sucking,” said Fang, “I say we ditch the air
shows completely.”
“I like the air shows,” said Gazzy. He was lying on the floor, half
beneath our coffee table. My mom had gotten him some little
Transformer cars, and he was rolling them around, making engine
noises. Yes, he could best most grown men in hand-to-hand combat
and make an explosive device out of virtually anything, but he was
still eight years old. Or so.
I always seemed to forget that.
“I like the air shows too,” said Nudge, her tangly hair fanned out
around her head. “They make me feel like a famous movie star.”
“They’re not safe,” Fang said flatly.
I was torn. The sniper who had shot at me had turned out to be a
new form of cyborg/human — or at least that’s what we’d figured
after we found part of one arm. Instead of a hand, he’d had an
automatic pistol connected directly to his muscles and nerves. It
hadn’t actually been the building that exploded when we were close
— it had been the sniper himself. He’d blown himself up rather than
let us catch him or really see him.
That’s dedication for ya.
That thing hadn’t grafted that gun to his arm by himself. Someone
had made him. That someone was still out there and possibly had
made more things like him.
On the other hand . . . the CSM was really counting on us to
continue the air shows. These shows were taking place in some of
the most polluted cities in the world: Los Angeles, Sao Paulo,
Moscow, Beijing. So far they’d been big successes, and the CSM had
been able to hand out tons of cards and leaflets educating people
about pollution and greenhouse gases.
My mom was a member of the CSM. She’d never want to put us in
danger, but . . . I hated to let her down. She’d saved my life a
bunch of times. She was helping the flock any way she could. This
was the only thing she’d ever asked me to do. How could I tell her
that I wanted to bail?
“Maybe if we just do the air shows but have them way step up
security,” I said slowly.
“No,” said Fang.
Okay. I may be fabulous in a lot of ways, but I know I have a
couple tiny flaws. One of them is a really bad knee-jerk reaction
whenever anyone tells me no about anything.
You’d think Fang would have picked up on that by now.
I raised my chin and looked him in the eye. The flock, being
smarter than the average gang of winged bears, went still.
Slowly, I stood up and walked closer to Fang. Out of the corner of
my eye, I saw Total slither beneath a bed, saw Gazzy quickly pull
Iggy into the boys’ room next door.
Until last year, I’d been taller than both Fang and Iggy. They’d
not only caught up but had shot several inches past me, which I
hated. Now Fang looked down at me, his eyes so dark I couldn’t see
where his pupils were.
“What?” I asked, deceptively mildly. I saw a flash of pink tutu as
Angel and Nudge crawled with quick, silent efficiency into the
boys’ room.
“The air shows are too dangerous,” Fang said equally mildly. I
heard the connecting door between the two rooms ease shut with the
caution of prey trying hard not to attract its predator.
“I can’t let my mom down.” This close, I could see his thick
eyelashes, the weird glints of gold in his eyes.
He let out a breath slowly and clenched his hands.
“One more show,” I offered.
His hands unclenched as he weighed his options. “All right,” he
said, surprising me. “You’re right — we don’t want to let the CSM
down.”
I looked at him in narrow- eyed suspicion, and then it hit me: Dr.
Brigid Dwyer, the eighth wonder of the world, was part of the CSM.
She’d planned on meeting us in Mexico City, our next show.
That was why Fang had agreed to just one more — so he could get all
caught up with his favorite brilliant, underage scientist.
I walked stiffly to the bathroom, locked the door, and turned on
the shower as hard as it could go. Then I buried my face in a
fluffy towel and shrieked like a banshee.
6
I’M NOT a great sleeper. When you’ve spent your whole life facing
imminent pain and death, you tend not to sink too deeply into the
arms of Morpheus. So it was nothing new that I lay awake for hours
that night, turning this way and that.
I know what you’re thinking: how do the wings fit into the whole
sleeping thing? Well, even though our wings fold up pretty neatly
and tightly along our spines, we’re generally not back sleepers.
We’re mostly side or stomach sleepers. Little bit of insider
bird-kid info for ya there.
Right now I was flopped on my stomach, my head hanging off the side
of the bed I was sharing with Angel. Nudge won the Flock Member
Most Likely to Cause Injuries by Kicking During Sleep award last
year, so she got a bed to herself.
My wings were unfolded a bit, and I reached around to pull a twig
out of my secondaries. Here’s what I was thinking about:
1) Who this new threat was 2) The air show in Mexico City 3) My mom
and my half- sister, Ella 4) How to get Total to quit milking his
tail injury, because enough was enough 5) Fang 6) Fang 7) Fang
I’ve grown up with Fang, from the very beginning, when our dog
crates were stacked next to each other in the lab of experimental
horror that we called the School. I know, just another typical
romantic story about the boy next door.
Then we’d been rescued by our bad guy, turned good guy, turned bad
again, turned I don’t know what lately — and Fang and I had been
like brother and sister with the rest of the flock, hidden away in
the Colorado mountains.
Then Jeb (see description above) disappeared, and I became flock
leader. Maybe because I was the oldest. Or the most ruthless. Or
the most organized. I don’t know. But I was the flock leader, and
Fang was my right- wing man.
This past year, things had started to change. Fang had been
interested in a girl (see Red- Haired Wonder, book two), and I’d
hated it. I’d had my first date with a guy (possibly evil, not
sure), and Fang had hated it. Then, last month, he’d gotten all
cozy with Dr. Brigid Dwyer, the twenty-year-old scientist who’d
been part of the research team down in the land of ice and snow and
killer leopard seals. And — get this — she’d sort of flirted back
with him. And he’s — practically — just a kid!
In the midst of all this, Fang had kissed me. Several times. So now
I was freaked and tempted and terrified and worried and longing —
and also angry at him for even starting this whole thing to begin
with. But it was started and couldn’t be unstarted. (Again, his
fault.)
And now I was trying to brush my hair, you know, when I thought
about it, and looking at myself in mirrors, wondering if I was
pretty. Pretty! A year ago, when my hair got in my eyes, I hacked
it off with a knife. The only thing important about my clothes was
whether they were too stiff with whatever to move fast in battle.
And Fang had been my best friend and an excellent fighter.
Now everything was upside down.
“You are really pretty, Max,” said a small voice next to me.
I pressed my face into my pillow and squelched some extracolorful
words. Way to go, ace — have embarrassing personal thoughts while
you’re two feet from a mind reader.
Yes. Along with the wings and the raptor eyesight and the weird
bones, the insane scientists who’d created us had given us the
potential to suddenly develop other skills. Iggy can feel colors.
Nudge can draw metal stuff toward her and hack any computer. Fang
can pretty much disappear into whatever background he’s near. Gazzy
can imitate any voice, any sound, with 100 percent accuracy. His
other skill is unmentionable. I can fly faster than the others, and
I have a Voice in my head. I don’t want to talk about that right
now.
But it was Angel who’d hit the genetic jackpot. She can breathe
under water, communicate with fish, and read people’s minds. We’re
talking about a six-year-old. And, you know, six- year- olds are
famous for having excellent judgment and decision-making
skills.
“You have nice hair and really pretty eyes,” Angel went on
earnestly.
I rolled over a bit. “Yeah. Brown and brown.” Have I mentioned how
much Fang loves red hair? I believe I have. “No, your hair has
little sun streaks in it,” Angel informed me. “And your eyes are
like — you know those chocolates we had in France? With the gooey
stuff in the middle, with the alcohol in ’em except we didn’t know,
and Gazzy ate a million and then barfed all night? Those
chocolates?”
As much as I had tried to suppress all memory of that incident, it
rushed back to me in vivid Technicolor. “The color of my eyes is
like barfed- up chocolate?” Despair settled over me. There was no
hope.
“No, the chocolates before they were barfed,” Angel clarified.
So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes
like unbarfed chocolate. I’m a lucky girl.
“Max,” said Angel. “You know Fang is the best guy ever. And he
loves you. ’Cause you’re the best girl ever.”
With anyone else, I could ask them how they know that and then
discredit them. Not Angel. She knew because she’d seen it, in his
mind.
“We all love each other, Ange,” I said impatiently, hating this
whole conversation.
“No, not like this,” she went on relentlessly. “Fang loves
you.”
Here’s a little secret you might not have picked up on about me: I
can’t stand gushy emotion. Hate crying. Hate feeling sad. Am not
even too crazy about feeling happy. So all this — the
vulnerability, the longing, the terror — I desperately wanted it to
all go away forever. I wanted to cut it out of me like they’d cut
out that chip. (See book three; I can’t keep explaining everything.
If I’m gonna take the trouble to write this stuff down, the least
you can do is read it.)
But right now, I needed Angel to shut up.
“Okay, maybe I’ll give him a break,” I said, rolling over and
closing my eyes.
“Maybe you should give him more than that,” Angel pressed.
My eyes flared open as I didn’t dare to think what she might
mean.
“He could totally be your boyfriend,” she went on with annoying
persistence. “You guys could get married. I could be like a junior
bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”
“I’m only a kid!” I shrieked. “I can’t get married!”
“You could in New Hampshire.”
My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? “Forget it! No
one’s getting married!” I hissed. “Not in New Hampshire or anywhere
else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill
you!”
Oh yeah, like I got any sleep after that.
7
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN just how mega a megalopolis can be until you’ve
seen Mexico City. I guess there might be bigger burgs in like China
or something, but boy howdy, Mexico City seems endless.
Anyway, the Bane of My Existence and I had agreed to one more air
show, and of course it was the one in Mexico City, where Dr.
Wonderful would be meeting us.
So we were over a ginormous open-air stadium, the Estadio Azteca,
which held about 114,000 people. Every seat was filled. We’d
changed the choreography and order of stunts since the last show,
so if anyone had made a plan to take us out, they’d have to rethink
it. Around us, mile upon mile of densely packed buildings stretched
as far as we could see, and we can see pretty dang far.
“I need a scuba tank,” Nudge said, flying over to me. She was
holding her nose with one hand. “And a face mask.” She gave a
couple of coughs and shook her head, her eyes watering.
“I assume you’re referring to the wee pollution problem?” I said,
raising my voice to be heard over the wind and the multitudes
cheering below. The people in the stadium were looking up to see us
silhouetted against a thick gray sky. But it was not a cloudy day.
The thing is, with nineteen million-plus people and four
million-plus cars and a bunch of businesses making stuff, Mexico
City is incredibly, horribly, nauseatingly polluted.
Which was why the CSM wanted us to be there — to bring
international attention to it. When Dr. Wonderful was prepping us
for the air show, she’d told us that there had been half a million
pollution-related hospital cases just in the past year.
Now we were wondering if we were going to raise that number to half
a million and seven.
“I’m getting a headache,” Gazzy said, circling closer to me. We
split apart in a six- pointed star, with Total in the middle, and
the crowd below went crazy. Like a huge, rolling wave of sound, the
chants came to us.
“We have the power! The future is now! Kids rule!”
I raised an eyebrow at Fang. “Kids rule?”
He shrugged. “I can’t control what they quote from the blog,” he
said. “What am I gonna say? ‘More power to grown-ups?’ I don’t
think so.”
“How many readers do you have now?” Fang had started a blog months
ago, using our super-duper-contraband computer. He had his own fan
clubs and everything. Girls sent him ridiculous e-mails about how
wonderful he was, what a hero, etc. It was enough to turn your
stomach.
“About six hundred thousand log in pretty much every day,” Fang
said, automatically scanning the airspace around us. He and I
suddenly soared upward, facing each other, about two feet apart.
The crowd below gasped, and I knew it looked impressive as all
get-out.
Then Iggy zoomed up to join us, and he, Fang, and I made a
triangle, our wings moving in perfect order so that we didn’t whap
each other on the upstroke. Total hovered way above us, like a star
on top of a Christmas tree.
A hundred yards below us, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel were a triple
stack of bird kids, centered one over the other, moving their wings
in unison: everyone up, everyone down. At Gazzy’s signal, they all
turned and started rocketing earthward, still precisely
stacked.
Fang, Iggy, Total, and I counted to ten, then angled downward also:
it was time for us to land on the field. Supposedly they were going
to give us some kind of award.
“You’re national heroes,” Dr. Amazing had said earlier, pushing
her, yes, red hair out of her eyes while Fang watched her
with interest. “Not only here, but in other countries too. You guys
are so young, but you’ve accomplished so much and exposed so much
evil. Plus, you helped publicize the melting of the planet’s ice,
and spoke to Congress. You’re amazing.”
Who was she beaming at? Yes. Fang.
Who, exactly, had gotten up the nerve to speak to Congress? That
would be moi.
But, judging from Brigid Dwyer’s unprofessional adoration, Fang
alone had just saved the entire known world with one wing tied
behind his back.
It had been all I could do not to trip Brigid on her way out. Which
was stupid, because why did I care? Never mind. Forget I asked.
The field below — big enough for the World Cup, the Olympics, and
anything else where 114,000 people suddenly needed to be at the
same place at the same time — beckoned us. There was a line of
uniformed security guards hired by the CSM ringing the perimeter to
protect us.
I saw Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel land flawlessly and wave at the crowd
as a hundred thousand cameras flashed. Unfortunately, since a
camera flash bears a striking resemblance to the flash a gun makes
when it’s fired, by the time I reached the ground, I was so twitchy
and pumped full of adrenaline that I felt like I might hurl.
We joined the rest of the flock on the green turf and then all
automatically circled, facing outward, as if we were six (and a
half) cute little covered wagons warding off Indians who were
inexplicably ticked off that we’d taken all their land and given
them colds and killed most of them.
The crowd was roaring too loudly for us to hear guns. Heck, we
wouldn’t have been able to hear a chopper. It was, pretty much, the
most nightmarish situation I could possibly imagine, without
literally involving a dog crate. And you know what’s coming,
right?
Yeah. The actual nightmare part.
8
The setting: An impossibly big open stadium in impressive
but noxious Mexico City.
The cast of characters: The flock, Total, Dr. Amazing, and
some very nice Mexican officials who wanted to give us an award.
Plus a TV crew.
The plot: Just wait. It’s coming.
“I hate this. Get me outta here,” I said to Fang, keeping a smile
stuck to my face. We were waving to the crowd, so many camera
flashes going off that I was sure I’d be blind in a minute.
“This is not a good setup,” Fang agreed, looking around
constantly.
Total, Iggy, Gazzy, and Nudge were working the crowd like old
hands, bowing and soaking up the applause. Gazzy was spreading his
wings and doing little six-foot hops into the air, and each time
the crowd roared even louder.
Finally, one of the assembled officials tapped on a microphone
located at the center of the stadium. Brigid Dwyer stood next to
them, ready to give a speech about the CSM and what it was trying
to accomplish worldwide.
The official said something in Spanish, and the crowd cheered and
clapped, chanting quotes from Fang’s blog. Then Brigid took the
microphone and waited for relative quiet.
“Buenos días, señors y señoras,” Brigid said, and people
cheered. “Hoy nosotros —”
Right then, a piercing scream soared above the crowd’s murmur and
stopped Brigid cold. Gazzy saw them first: ninja-type thingies
leaping over the upper ledge of the stadium and rappelling down to
the field.
“Heads up!” Fang shouted. We had a second to exchange glances,
thinking the same thing: We hadn’t seen them on the roof, just
minutes before. Where had they come from?
“Up and away!” I yelled to the flock, then saw the problem: Brigid
couldn’t fly out with us. We couldn’t leave her to the ninjas’
mercy, or lack thereof. We couldn’t abandon her and the rest of the
people who had hosted us.
The officials, Brigid, and the TV crew gazed openmouthed as at
least sixty slim, dark figures hit the ground and headed for us. I
sized up the situation in an instant: a hundred thousand people who
might be injured or killed in crossfire; innocent people right here
on the field who would only get in our way; the seven of us up
against about sixty of whatever this new threat was.
It was like old times.
“Belay that!” I shouted. “Battle up!”
As a maternal figure, I always try to keep the flock safe, of
course. But I admit, it did my heart proud to see the instant
blood-lust pop into Gazzy’s blue eyes and to see little Angel
automatically tense up and get into fighting stance, ready to rip
someone’s head off. They were just so — so dang adorable,
sometimes.
We were a tiny bit out of practice. I hadn’t taken anyone apart in
several weeks. But once you’ve learned the nasty, street-fighting,
no-holds-barred art of Max Kwon Do, you never really forget it.
“Get ’em!” I shouted as the dark figures raced toward us.
Liquid-fire adrenaline surged into my veins, making me jittery and
lightning fast.
As soon as one was within striking range, I jumped up and out, both
feet forward. They connected heavily, slamming the New Threat in
its middle. It doubled over but snapped upright quickly, its dark
hood slipping back to reveal a weird, humanish face. Humanish
except for the glowing green laserlike eyes.
I landed, spun on one heel, and snapkicked backward as hard as I
could. I caught it in the shoulder and heard a crunching, breaking
sound.
With its good arm, it swung at my head, much faster than a human
could and with more force. I leaped backward just in time, feeling
the barest brush of its knuckles against my cheek.
A second one rushed up, followed by a third. One grabbed me from
behind, tearing my jacket — my new jacket that my mom had given me.
Brand-new, not from Goodwill or a Dumpster. He’d torn it.
Now I was mad. A split-second glance revealed that the flock was
doing what it did best: deconstructing things. No one needed help,
so I balled my fists, put my head down, and went after my
attackers.
These skirmishes always seem to last much longer than they actually
do. I felt like I was punching and kicking and swinging and whaling
for two hours, but it was probably about six minutes or so. During
that time, I figured out that these New Threat thingies had a
couple vulnerable spots: If you brought both hands down in a
chopping motion right on top of their heads, their heads actually
split open into several metallic strips, like a sectioned orange.
Okay, a really gross orange, but you get the idea.
Another vulnerable spot: their trim little ankles. One good strong
kick, and they snapped like balsa wood.
In less than ten minutes, thanks to us and the hired security
force, the grassy lawn looked like a combination of an army field
hospital and an automobile chop shop. Brigid and the officials were
white-faced, huddled together by the podium. A quick inventory of
the flock revealed the usual bruises, bloody noses, and black eyes,
but nothing serious.
Fang came up to me, his face grim, his knuckles raw and
bleeding.
I knew what he was going to say. “Okay. No more air shows,” I
said.